Stash? What stash?

Oh, boy. The stash is totally out of hand and while I do NEED things for professional purposes (ahem), there is definitely three months' worth of yarn in there, even if I figure out how to work my knitting machine and knit flat out for the whole summer. Oh, by the way? I'm not going to do that. I'm Liz, I'm trying to live a little less heavily on the planet, and thanks for organizing this, you guys! I know it bums out yarn shop owners, but honestly, I don't shop for yarn during the summer hardly at all anyway. My exception: I may still need to buy needles. I keep thinking htere couldn't possibly be any size under the sun that I don't have by now, and then I discover that I am oh, so wrong.

Once I get over my denial over how big the stash truly is (and it's not as big as Christine's!) I'll post some pictures. Brace yourselves.